What About Bob

O-mazing

I found this on Blogstar's site...  It's O-mazing, alright.  Didn't I have this guy in a past choir?

Don't miss the end..... wait for it. 

The Executive

Most churches use the word "executive" including many I've served.  Evidently, a church staff concerned about not showing favoritism recently added the word "executive" to every staff member’s title.  The Youth Pastor is now the Executive Youth Pastor. The Executive Pastor is now the Executive Executive Pastor. His secretary is the Executive Assistant to the Executive Executive Pastor.  "I appreciate the title upgrade," says the Executive Nursery Coordinator, formerly just the Nursery Coordinator. "It makes me feel more professional."  Read more HERE.

Instructions For New Fathers

"Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again."

Woman Faced Jail Time for "Staring" at a Police Dog

A woman facing jail time for "staring" at a police dog had charges against her dropped Monday after an Orange County prosecutor viewed videotape of the alleged crime.

Jayna Hutchinson, now of Lebanon, N.H., was scheduled for a jury trial this week on a misdemeanor charge of cruelty to animals. "Prosecuting a woman for staring at a police dog is absurd," said Kelly Green, a public defender appointed by Vermont District Court in Orange County to represent Hutchinson. "After looking at the video, I did not think it was worthwhile proceeding," Orange County State's Attorney Will Porter said Tuesday.  Read more here.

By Peter Hirschfeld Times Argus Staff

Say A Blessing KeyChain

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It is a mitzvah for Jewish people to recite blessings before and after eating or drinking. These unique and age-old blessings help one connect with God to express thankfulness and gratitude. Now you can say the correct blessings in the original Hebrew wherever you are! Never fumble for a booklet or mumble a blessing again!

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Makes a perfect gift for beginners of all ages! Get one for everyone!   $14.95

Oy vey!

Louisiana Born N' Bred

YOU KNOW YOU WERE BORN N' BRED IN LOUISIANA WHEN
-Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.
-You don't look twice when you see pink flamingos in yards of nice subdivisions.
-You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils.
-Your ancestors are buried above the ground.
-You drink Community, have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about.
-You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.
-Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.
-You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means.
-You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.
-No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.
-Your house payment is less than your utility bill.
-In Baton Rouge, you know why East Airport Drive is called that, even though there is no airport for miles.
-You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a disease.
-Your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite Saint is a football player.
-You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.
-You've eaten at one or more of these restaurants, AND know how to pronounce them: Tu Jac's, Gallatoire's, Ralph & Kacoo's, Brunet's, or Mulatte's.
-You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together. 
-In Baton Rouge, you know where the traffic circle used to be.
-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Louisiana.

Tread Mill Choreography