It's all about the Ninja. Amidst the unpacking and reconstruction of our new house, we must contend, control and conform the constant cries of Ninja. Lamp shades beware!!
To wrangle in this Ninja Turtle influence, we declared our home to be a No Ninja Zone, ridding it from the house. No Ninja contraband allowed. All Ninja was removed. Then we realized that Ninja was more than a video or a toy: it was a mental state. It dominated the mind. It had become a fabric of our very being. Every conversation contained a Ninja bent. Ninja Ninja Ninja.
So we put our combined 37 years of education to the test. As in chemistry where like attracts like, we may be able to use this Ninja for our benefit. Why not use Ninja as a privilege/punishment tool. Ironically, the very nuisance of Ninja has now become an ally. Yes! So we set out to purchase Ninja material only to deny it when Ninja gets out of control; a Ninja Neutralizer!
Now, we live in harmony with the Ninja. Ninja and Normalcy now sit together around our family table and we coexist with checks and balances. So thank you, Ninja Turtles! Turtles on a half-shell! TURTLE POWER!! 
I sure would like to see the pics of Bob in the ninja outfit;-) Where are those?
Posted by: Rich Kirkpatrick | August 04, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Maybe at the next re:create conference, Rich. You do know that the first night is costume night... right?
Posted by: Bob | August 09, 2007 at 12:38 AM